And then yesterday… 20 giant boxes arrived.

In each box is a penguin!!!!!!!!

And you know me, i couldn’t help but line them all up and take lots of pics…

… rearrange them all, and take more pics… (really, i think i’m finally understanding the need for a photo assistant, it takes a lot of time and energy to move 20 penguins around! I can’t even imagine trying to make a stop action video with them all… yet.)

So remember that giant 3L Veuve Clicquot Yellowboam? Well the size and color of the orange penguins was so close i couldn’t resist posing them together… also stuck one of the broken feet with the bottle… (then photoshopped a second one for symmetry!)

Ok here’s the sad more scientific part… these are the two broken penguins! And the crazy plasticy-ness smelled like marzipan. I kid you not. Yes, it could be toxic to ingest, no i didn’t taste it!

So for those with a morbid or product design curiosity ~ here’s what’s inside!

And don’t worry the green one is being saved! Super glue to the rescue!

Eco-friendly Apple iPod dock made from salvaged materials.

Wooden Camera MP3 Player

Handmade wooden MP3 players can play MP3, WMA and OGG files.

Wooden LED clock

This LED clock, designed by Kouji Iwasaki, is covered in a very thin layer of veneer that permits the LEDs to shine through.

Solid Wood Stapler

Standard stapler with a natural wood exterior.

Wooden Laptop Case

Creative laptop case with magnetic lock and leather lining.

Wooden Computer Mouse

This wooden mouse is handmade from Chinese flowering ash.

Wooden Computer Keyboard

Keyboard from Japanese electronics company Marubeni Infotec.

Wood Plinth Clock

Clock made from a slice of natural wood with a clear lacquer finish.

Wooden Bicycle

Marco Facciola, a 16-year-old high school student, created a functional bicycle from wood.

iWood Cobra iPhone Case

Wooden iPhone case carved from one piece of the finest wood.

Split Wood Vase

Creative vase designed by Japanese design collective Teori.

Wooden Speakers

Korea’s I-Dear speakers can hook up to your favorite media player.

Wooden Tape Measure

This useful tape measure is created from beautiful dark wood and is small enough to fit in any handbag.

Wooden Clamp USB Flash Drive

USB flash drive designed to look like a regular wooden clamp.

Plywood Headphones

David Burel’s headphones made of nine layers of varnished plywood.

Wooden Gun Ruler

Unusual hard wood ruler that is shaped like a handgun.

WALL-E Wooden Sculpture

This wooden sculpture was commissioned by Disney as a gift for Pixar/Disney chief creative officer John Lasseter.

Treebuttons Magnets

Wood magnets made from salvaged cross sections of branches.

Maple Cell Phone Concept

Hyun Jin Yoon and Eun Hak Lee designed a cell phone concept covered in thin wooden film, with touch sensitive buttons that light up through the housing when you touch the phone.

Audiowood Turntable

Custom turntable by Joel Scilley made from a raw-edged wood.

斜侧花瓶（Tilting Vase）

鼓肚花瓶（Swell Vases）

随意变形花瓶（Unlimited Edition Vases）

月亮瓷质花瓶（Luna Vase）

洋葱花瓶（Onion Vase）

钢质冰隙花瓶（Crevasse Vase）

拉链花瓶（Zipper Vase）

呼啦圈花瓶（Hula Hoop Vase）

萌芽花瓶

潜藏花瓶（Hidden Vase）

牛奶盒花瓶（Milk Carton Vase）

金属花瓶（Metal Vases）